Tag: Humor

…And another year older

Please, God, stop the hands of time. Please, please don’t waste another tick. I don’t wish to hear another chyme. If I do, I’ll start to feel sick. Okay, I know I’m complaining. Yeah, even with a bit of a whine. I wonder how…

That Christmas Dinner

It’s that time to cut the cake, It’s that time to prep and bake, Christmas has the best kind of food, Smells that entice that holiday mood. So get a bigger belt for heaven’s sake.   Merry Christmas Dinner…

Break it now

This is Christmas, it’s almost here. Season full of laughter and cheer. While this may be all well and good. One thing needs to be understood. If I hear one more loud obnoxious toy. I’ll clearly be set off to search and destroy. So…

Is it time yet?

The clock strikes another minute. Time passes at an agonizing pace. Thinking of work and when to begin it. It’s like preparing for an endless race. Another moment of my asking why. Still so many seconds still to go. Is it time yet for…

Funny Quote 4/26/2018

Her Milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard, but only I can dip my fry in it.

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