Tag: Funny

…Now for the News 8/19/19

Today I read that 4 tons of Marijuana was found in containers of Jalapenos. First thing I said was, in my best Italian Voice, “That’s a spicy weed-a ball!” I also read that American Whiskeys have become collateral damage on Trumps Tariff wars against…

…And another year older

Please, God, stop the hands of time. Please, please don’t waste another tick. I don’t wish to hear another chyme. If I do, I’ll start to feel sick. Okay, I know I’m complaining. Yeah, even with a bit of a whine. I wonder how…

Break it now

This is Christmas, it’s almost here. Season full of laughter and cheer. While this may be all well and good. One thing needs to be understood. If I hear one more loud obnoxious toy. I’ll clearly be set off to search and destroy. So…

Funny Quote 4/26/2018

Her Milkshake may bring all the boys to the yard, but only I can dip my fry in it.

Snow in April

Spring has come at last, April is the month of…snow? What in the wintry blast? Man, does this really blow! Where the heck is the ground? Where the heck is the grass? There’s nothing but white all around. Man, snow can kiss my ass!…

Crap- A thought concerning accidents

I think I can hold it, I think I’ll be alright. Stomach is gurgling, still gotta fight. Speed around the corner, and maybe a block or two. Legs practically crossed, gotta make it through. Why didn’t I think to go, back when I was…

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