This is Christmas, it’s almost here.
Season full of laughter and cheer.
While this may be all well and good.
One thing needs to be understood.
If I hear one more loud obnoxious toy.
I’ll clearly be set off to search and destroy.
So the next time you think it’s a great gift.
A toy so loud and obnoxious, or even hard to lift.
Think about if it was for you that others would give.
Break it now, if you want to live.