Snow in April

Spring has come at last,
April is the month of…snow?
What in the wintry blast?
Man, does this really blow!

Where the heck is the ground?
Where the heck is the grass?
There’s nothing but white all around.
Man, snow can kiss my ass!

Why is mother nature so mean?
This is supposed to be the time of showers.
This is supposed to be the time to clean,
and prepare for the growing of flowers.

This really isn’t cool at all!
It’s supposed to be practically summer!
With this crap, we’ll probably jump right to fall!
Snow in April is a real freaking bummer!